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Strain

Select the strain that you have/had the pleasure of enjoying:

Method

Before we get started, select how you are enjoying your cannabis for your smoke report today:

Photo

If you wish, submit a photo to go with the smoke report! This can be anything from a packed bowl, to a live plant. Just be sure the cannabis is the focus of the picture or it might be flagged for removal.

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Experience

So, how'd it feel? Tell us about the experience of the smoke. Were you glued to the couch? Were you inspired to create? Did you just want to dance? Did it cure what ails you? This category covers how you felt after smoking the herb.

Disorientation

Did you have troubles remembering where you were or what you were doing? Did things around you just seem a bit off?

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Not Disoriented Sort of Disoriented Very Disoriented
Euphoria

How happy did it make you?

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Not Any Happier Happier Than Normal Far Happier Than Normal
Numbness / Pain Relief

Get that tingly feeling of numbness? Did it dull an ache or pain?

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No Pain Relief / No Numbness Mild Pain Relief / Sort of Numb Complete Pain Relief / Very Numb
Appetite Gain

Mad munchies? Gotta have sweet? Make you want to eat?

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No Appetite Gain Hungrier Than Normal Very Hungry AKA The Munchies
Dry Mouth

Got some cotton-mouth going on?

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No Dry Mouth Some Dry Mouth Very Dry / Sticky Mouth

Hallucinogenic Properties

Did the snozberries taste like snozberries? Were you riding on the Yellow Submarine? Or did life just get a bit trippy for a second there? What kind of hallucinogenic properties did it have? This category is to help describe how the herb changed things around you.

Aural

Are you hearing things? Are the little whispers behind the ear occurring? Do you hear some faint echoes?

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Everything Sounds Normal Mild Distortion to Sounds/Music Everything Sounds Different
Visual

Tracers? Colors? Little green men?

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No Tracers / No Visual Changes Mild Tracers / Visual Distortion Large Tracers / Strong Hallucinations
Mental

Zen-like state going on? Mind thrashing about wildly? How's the headiness?

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No Difference in Thought Pattern Somewhat Different State of Mind Racing or Highly Distorted Feeling

Taste

From fruity to spicy. From cotton-candy to bubble-gum. Cannabis yields flavors in ways Wonka could have only dreamed of. What's yours taste like?

Fruity

Apples? Grapes? Oranges? Bannana? Does it just have that "fruity" taste?

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Not Fruity Some Fruit Flavor Completely Fruit Flavored
Spicy

Not "pepper" spicy. Spices like frankensence, jasmine; that kind of spicy. How spicy is your bud?

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Not Spicy Some Spicy Undertones Mouth Filled with Spice
Earthy

Feel like you've got dirt in your mouth? Taste like the smell of fresh rain?

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No Earthy Flavors Some Earthy Tones Mouth Filled with Dirt
Sour

Get those lips puckering a bit? Got that tartness going on?

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Not Sour Some Sour Flavor Lips Starting to Pucker
Sweet

Sugary? Savory?


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Not Sweet Somewhat Sweet Like Eating Sugar
Pine

Feel like a pine tree swimming in your saliva? Remind you of a new tree-shaped car freshener?


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Not Piney Some Pine Flavors Like Eating Pine Needles

Burn

If you didn't use a vaporizor, how did the whole combustion process go?

Ash Color

White, grey, black?

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Black Grey White
Taste Preservation

Good to the last toke? Nasty after the first?

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Nasty After 1st Hit Nasty After Half Gone Good to the End

Overall

What was your overall experience with this strain?

Strength

Did you spend most of the time wondering if you were high or did you get completely high from one hit?

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Am I High Yet? It Gets Me High One-Hitter-Quitter
Couch Lock or Soaring?

Does this strain leave you locked to the couch or send your mood and feelings soaring through the sky?

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Locked to the Couch or Sleepy Just Feel Good and High Soaring High Through the Sky

Your Own Words

If you'd like, use this area to describe the experience of enjoying this strain in your own words.


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Submit

Check your report to be sure you filled in everything how you wanted, and go ahead and submit it! You'll be taken to the strain report where you can see the results of your report and find out more information about the strain.